(alright my best friend is very gross about everything.. and goes into great details.
so it my turn now! i wanna gross him out but i also want true facts about it..
im not so great at putting thoughts into words so please help me out!)
well it started with puberty. the girls nipples get large, and sometimes discharge comes out. it will start getting fatty there, and then kaboom nipples turn into boobies. and then hair follicles grow wild. pubes, pits, and for some girls, boobies, upper lip, chin, ears, nose, etc. well the girl will eventually turn into a woman! and when that happens…. steer clear. WILD MOOD SWINGS GALORE! hormones rage thoughout the body causing many side effects, including odor, rapid feet growth, rapid nose growth, and rapid hip growth. and when womanhood is official, the uterus of the girl will go crazy. twisting and shedding off skin all around for days in a bloody disaster. the blood, tissue, skin, and other bits you may find (including discharge and other surprises) slowly make it’s way down, and out. it may take days for the girl to notice. because it starts off so lightly, and it takes so long to make it to the end, just sitting there building up stench. and when it meets the light at the end of the tunnel… or should i say vagina… it slowly seeps out in a now gooey, bloody mess. often the girl wont notice untill her brand new hollister shorts are stained with this surprise. thats just the first day. the second day gets worse. the girl then gets cravings for man food. steaks, and hgot dogs. and she gets fat and bloated, and occasionally with some girls, gassy and mood swingy. usually today the cramps come. the muscles inher girl parts contract and reduce, or even stop blood flow… OUCH. the girl must constantly clean herself, wiping up blood and gore from her vagina. collecting it all in a layered cotton and plastic device called a pad… or occasionally a long round piece of cotton with a strong string, that the girl must stick up her vagina all the way, and then use the applicater to make it go up even further. and it will sit there. that piece of cotton, collecting her mess. sometimes her period will pop up out of nowhere, surprising her, or occasionally her friends, or mate at unexpected, possibly intimate times… beware….
oh, and don’t listen to her. it’s not beautiful and not miraculous. it’s painful, disgusting, bloody, etc. although it is natural and she shouldnt be ashamed, it doesnt mean she should be all “oh i got my period today” proud. it’s nasty nomatter how you look at it. if her definition of beautiful is a fat, bloated girl on the couch with chewed up hot dog spewing out of her mouth as she screams at people all around her because her vagina is building up blood stink and tissue in her panties while cramping up, then yes, its gorgeous.
oh, and sometimes it wont go in the pad, and you can feel it inbetween ur cheeks so it feels slippery. and sometimes the tissue clumps, and other surprises are black, and occasionally the blood has some yellow discharge or brown surprises mixed in. oh, and the pad gets full, so that the blood collects at the bototm, on top of the plastic film, and sloshes all day long untill it gets changed, colelcting more… and more…. and moe…..